Jijo Jose sends his CV
by subacati
As my regular readers know, I don't like spammers! This one, however, gets my sympathies! :up: .
:sst: if anyone wants to consider his application, let me know and I can forward his CV to you! :whistle: . …
Dear sir,
I am very happy to introduce myself as a dynamic and enthusiastic individual who is interested to be a part of your team. I have very strong background in Accounts & Finance and I worked for many leading companies in UAE & India past 7 years. At present I am in UAE on Visit Visa.
I herewith forward my resume for your kind attention. I will be grateful to you if you could consider my application for the above mentioned post in your esteemed organization. I have completed MBA with specialization in finance and having more than 7 years of professional experience in Accounting, Finance, Banking and Auditing field. I have very good experience in developing, updating and maintaining company daily accounting procedures.
If you provide me an opportunity to work for your company, I can prove myself as an asset to your organization. If a position is offered to me I can start immediately. If you are interested I can be reached at +97155-#######.
Awaiting for your positive reply at the earliest.
Yours Sincerely,
JIJO JOSE
Mob: 055-#######
Email: ######@gmail.com
subacati 
so like you own your own company now eh Boet? :p
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What made him spam you with that? :whistle:
Hi Qlue,I didn't realize you were a big time businessman. You should offer him a starter position shining your shoes, and he could work up from there! 😀 P.S. I know there isn't a Muslim holy day that coincides with Easter, so Happy Right Now-This Moment! 🙂
:lol:What is your line of business, Aadil?
processing dysfunctional members of society… :left: myopera moderator then?
This worries me Aadil. Are we all your employees without actually realising it? Have you built up a multinational business from our replies to your blog posts? Can I buy shares?
This reminds me of that old joke;A business man hires a new accountant and offers him a salary of 1 million US$ a month.After looking at the books, the accountant asks, "But how can you afford to say me 1 million a month?""That," the business man replies,"is your first challenge!"Ja Swaer. It appears I'm now hiring people. :left: .You think twenty Zim dollars a month is too much? :whistle: . Well Peter, I suspect I must have gotten onto a list somewhere as a business. :p .I think some people have come to assume that I'm more important here than I really am. 😆 .Hi David. Thanks for the thought anyway. :up: .Um, good question Darko. :sherlock: . Professional shit stirring perhaps? :confused: .Swaer, that's hardly my own company. I only work there. :left: .Harry!Yes.Yes.No.You can't buy shares because they were all bought by a Chinese owned Brothel in New York. Your shift starts Thursday. :whistle: .
Originally posted by qlue:
Great. Do you have a small coffee shop concession or shall I bring my own coffee in a flask?
Originally posted by harrytheman:
😆 Ok, so now I'm going to spam you, please read this BBC article and start your own enterprise.http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120405-turning-dumbphones-to-smartphones/1 :up:
sms' are bloody expensive! :insane: .And any phone that is Java capable should be able to handle Operamini. :sherlock: .
That was what Tamil also said. I'm surprised. :confused: The phone companies want to force you guys to by smart phones. :faint:
Get him while you can, Aadil! Sounds like a good employee! 😀
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Originally posted by rose-marie:
+1
And today I received my first cellphone spam. 🙄 .CONGRATULATION: YOU HAVE WON R175,000.00 IN RICA YEARLY PROMO, YOUR REF. NO.0009KP.CALL 071####### FOR THE ACTIVATION OF YOUR REF NO 0009KP AND YOUR CLAIM.
Oh, my father won tones of vacations and similar by phone 😀 It's good, you shouldn't refuse those gifts :devil:
Originally posted by gyng:
Now we know who it is sending them out 😆
Originally posted by clean:
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On which side of the bars? 😆 😉