Early Edition!

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Itikaaf

I’ve been getting one of these a day recently!

The Sowetan Sold Out

iPhone

GPG public key

Muhahaha!

Apparently, I’m wanted by the FBI!

This is an attachment to a blank Email I received today. :lol:.
Clearly Paul does not know that the Feds don't have jurisdiction outside of the Federation! :p …

Women’s day