Spam is amusing!

by subacati

Dear Windows User,

It has come to our attention that your Microsoft windows Installation records are out of date. Every Windows installation has to be tied to an email account for daily update.

This requires you to verify the Email Account. Failure to verify your records will result in account suspension. Click on the Verify button below and enter your login information on the following page to Confirm your records.

Thank you,

Microsoft Windows Team.

πŸ™„ You might want to try again! :p

Now this next one would probably benefit by placing their 'ad' in the "jobs" section! :p

Hi (email address of recipient goes here)

Your friend, We are urgently in need of online typist worldwide!!, thought that you would be interested in (link to who knows where)


We would like to know if you would be interested
in working from home in your spare time writing
short articles for us.

You will be paid up to $100.00 – $500.00 per hour
writing these articles and stories.

We will also pay you up to $25.00 – $50.00 per hour
for posing in blogs, and up to $5000 for each fiction
or non fiction story we ask you to write.

Click here if you are interested:
(another bad link, probably a pay per click ad)

You will be taken by the hand step-by-step until you're earning a
good income.

Start making money NOW!!!

There are only few positions left, and after they are gone,
it may be awhile before these companies decide to hire (note: they keep sending this, do they mean a few billion?)
anyone again. So if you're interested, you need to sign

To start it SIGN UP below:
(another pay per click link?)

To your success,

Michelle Robbins
Global Data Entry Job Program

Mail Management Instructions: This message is sent in compliance of the new e-mail bill:
SECTION 301. paragraph (A)(2)(C) of S. 1618. This message is NOT Spam as long as you are
provided with a way to stop at any time, simply email back with remove in subject line*

Yeah right!!! :p
It's Spam if I say it is!