Elections
by subacati
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
would
meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a DA supporter!"
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist," everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an ANC Government official"
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.
You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve
your
problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
but,
somehow, now it's my fault?!"
subacati 
😆
Politics is the same everywhere, it's just the party names that change. :p
Agreed! 😀
:yes: it is Aadil. :p 😀
You do know we're f@%k right?
Yeah! :irked:. But do the idiots that voted him in know that? :awww:.
Nope.. Here's a little something I overheard.. My uncle who's pro ANC says they'd like to see the president have a term of 10 years not 5. They got their two thirds so they can do it..:down:
While they're at it, they can just as well rename the country 'Zimbabwe2'
And set all the prisoners free :insane:
This also applies to microsoft tech support. Technically correct, practically useless.
That's any 'support' or 'customer services' mostly. :up:
Nice south african twist, politics is just the same all over. But give the guy a chance. Lets see if he can manipulate his cronies to do what needs to be done. Yeah right, but I've seen stranger things happen. Just have to go look something up on Ripley's… or maybe check out obama.