Something to smile about.
by subacati
He's the cleverest president in africa. …
A plane was about to crash. There were five passengers on board but only four parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I'm Zinedine Zidane, the world's number one footballer. FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die."
So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of a former United States president. I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York senator and a potential future President of the United States."
So she grabbed a pack and left the plane.
The third person was Robert Mugabe who said, "I'm the President of Zimbabwe and I have thirteen million helpless people who look up to me. Above all, I'm the cleverest President of Africa, and it's people will not let me die."
So he put a pack on his back and jumped out the plane.
The fourth, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old chinese school any, "I'm old and have lived a fruitfull life, God will decide my fate. So I'll let you have the last parachute."
To which the boy replied, "It's ok, there's a parachute for you too, Africa's cleverest President has taken my school bag."
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My thanks to Seipathi Mokhaloane and The Daily Sun Newspaper.
And the best part is, school bags can recovered more easily from dead presidents than from burning plane wrecks. :devil:
:eyes: I never thought of it that way :whistle::devil:
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:D…. Really FUNNY! Lol
Qlue this is an excellent example of dark humour and very apt in regard to my perceptions of Mugabe. Thanks for sharing it :up:PS: Greetings also from Princess Lea at the Castle of Happiness who asks me to convey to you her affection and warm wishes and to thank you for visiting the Castle regularly :happy::king: & :queen: :up:
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π Haven't heard it with Mugabe before.
π Ah, if only justice were so poetic!Finally made it to your blog. Jeeezz. Sorry. I'll just blame it on Opera. π
Welcom. :coffee: .As you can see, I'm usually too busy commenting on other people's posts to maintain my own blog. π .
π π π I wonder what kind of glue he uses to stick his but to the presidents chair?
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you are really nice when commenting for everyone's blogs :)i admire your patience about that ^^even i understand little about this story but i think it's very funny ^^
Thanks, welcome to my humble blog. :coffee: