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by subacati
She said it, not me! :lol:. …
I never did like Java :p.
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She said it, not me! :lol:. …
I never did like Java :p.
subacati 
Flawed argument. The closer one would be "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's except iOS is like saying anal sex is nice because it works on all people except Apple fans because they don't have anuses". There we go, fixed it. :up:
:eyes: What?! Wait! I thought Apple fans were all anal… :confused: or assholes, which pretty much is the same thing… :whistle:
Aadil, you have "NixiePixel" as your FB acount? I knew you are weird :left:
I bet Nixie Pixel is not 'her' real name either
😀 nice one!
Darko, that's Twitter and as you can see in her videos, it's definitely not me! :p.Mik, I don't think she was considering cellphone operating systems at all. :left:.DH, she has admitted a few times that it's not, but she hides her real name well. :p.I don't know why people write Java software because it's as slow and unresponsive as running Windows software in WINE anyway. :rolleyes:. (No Mik, Java mobile is not the same thing.)
:lol:Originally posted by qlue:
Because they make us use it in schools, same with Microsoft Office Word and Excel and that stupid Internet Explorer 😡
Originally posted by gyng:
Java is not even a proper pragramming language! :rolleyes:.
Originally posted by H82typ:
Once again, you took the words right out of my fingertips. :up: :coffee:
😆 😆
The way that Apple fans are arseholes is twofold.1) When an Apple fan sees someone commenting about anything non-Apple, they must immediately leap in and say "Product X sucks compared to completely unrelated Apple Product I" and defend that with facts such as "Because I say so." and "So boo sucks to you." In this case they are being arseholes but not necessarily having them. In fact, by being arseholes to other people they are denying themselves the simple biological revelation needed to have one themselves.2) When two Apple fans get together they immediately start talking about how great Apple is compared to other companies. In this case they are again being arseholes and a bit anal but not necessarily having them. Over time this will turn into a contest of how much more they like Apple compared to each other and a list of the vile, degrading and mostly illegal things they'd do if they ever found themselves naked and close to Steve Jobs turtleneck (and I hope they mean the pullover or I may throw up). The fact that we've never once seen a Steve Jobs sex tape and never heard that he's done the things they claim they'd be willing to let him do is irrefutable proof that they don't have anal passages for him to do those things in.By looking at this empirical evidence I'm sure that anyone can see the obvious fact that Apple fans don't have rectums. :coffee:By the way, if you Americans say "Arseholes" you can sound British and get closer to supervillain status over there. 😉
Hahaha! 😆 Thanks. You made my day – again. I never did like Java much either; because it's too easy to have a slight error, and too many people publish java without a good enough trial run…
Amen! A Macbook just looks better on the coffee table.No, I don't use apple. I use Linux. And I'm not boasting too much about it. All I can say is that I hate people who hate other people. :eyes: >:)I believe everyone is free to choose their own favourite OS, but – to speak with George Carlin: Though must keep thy religion to thyself!
I'm so tired of people bashing apple fans. I think the people whining about people with apple products have way outnumbered apple fans who whine about their coolness.Fans are the same no matter which "religion" (OS) they belong to. Difference is – apple fans have cooler gadgets. 😉
Originally posted by qlue:
My teacher wanted to use only Java because he was too bored to try to learn some other language 🙄
😦 I'm starting to learn Pascal now as I need it for faculty… I hate the fact that I'll have to learn almost all of those most popular programming languages…
that's because other languages follow sane programming rules. :awww:.
Well, I can't tell if nixelpixel has an arsehole or not, and since I have no idea how java works, I'll take your word for it that it sucks. And I guess this means I have an arsehole since I have nothing to do with java?
Do people still use Pascal? Shouldnt you be learning C# instead?
Rose, go to your room. 😡
Let me be arbitrator here—all operating systems are good—except Windoz!
I think anal sex is practiced in prisons…not sure about Java, though.
Says the Lady running Vista. :p.(just teasing)@Harry. Only by the 28s :whistle:.
Originally posted by Furie:
So they must be full of sh*t, or when they open their mouths sh*t comes out.:idea: This explains so much. 😆
Originally posted by harrytheman:
Anal sex is not only practised in prisons. And I'm sure there are prisons with "reintegration programmes" where they teach Java… 😀
here in South Africa they teach brick laying and welding. :rolleyes:.Sometimes they teach reading and writing too. :p
Originally posted by bentrein:
A Macbook looks better holding up the unstable corner of a doghouse. But, seriously, Apple has nice-looking computer. Too bad they're way overpriced and the software apps are limited and / or watered down.As for hating Apple Fans? I don't hate the Fans.But, I do see red when they try to make it sound like Macs are absolutely perfect, indestructible, will never lock up, will never break down, will never give you a single problem in their entire life.
Originally posted by Suntana:
Amen!Originally posted by Suntana:
http://my.opera.com/MizzMartinez/blog/show.dml/2216914:whistle:.
WHAT? OMG! Is it? Is it really?Oh Nooooooo! June 2008 … a month that will live in infamy.The month that a Mac broke down.
Originally posted by darkesthour:
Maybe next year we'll learn C# but till then Pascal and Java… think they don't really aspect from us to use Pascal, they just want us to learn it…
You might as well learn cobol and fortran while you are doing pascal 😆
😀
to be honest, I think Apple products are good quality and nice designed, except for their price of course 😆 [but majority of my friends who use Macbooks say they're worth every single penny]. One main reason makes me hate Apple so so so much is their hardcore fans. they're real pains in the ass!!!
Actually, Anal sex does work on all genders and Orientations. :eyes:
Some people do not enjoy it though. :left:.