Retirement Plan!

by subacati

As a Correctional Officer, this 'spam' means a lot to me! :p.
Thanks Swaer for sending this to me! :hat:. …

Senior health care solution -according to Maxine

So you're a sick, senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available to you – what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth? – no problem. Need glasses? great. New hip, knees, kidneys, lungs, heart? all covered! (and your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.)

And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home! :p

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax anymore! :hat:

Is this a great country or what?

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