Retirement Plan!
by subacati
As a Correctional Officer, this 'spam' means a lot to me! :p.
Thanks Swaer for sending this to me! :hat:. …
Senior health care solution -according to Maxine
So you're a sick, senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available to you – what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Ministers – not necessarily dead!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! New teeth? – no problem. Need glasses? great. New hip, knees, kidneys, lungs, heart? all covered! (and your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.)
And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home! :p
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax anymore! :hat:
Is this a great country or what?
subacati 
gosh =)) does it work for me?
In about fifty years time! :D.
😆 😆 Thanks for sharing this, Aadil. Such a gem! :lol:This probably works in quite a few countries, IMO. :whistle:
Absolutely does here. Prisoners have it much better than senior citizens or poor folk. Maxine is a wise woman.
may be when i will grow old i will consider such idea ,cause i know that one day i will be a lone , actually it seems not so bad 😆
The advantage of being alone is that no one is there to tell what to do. :p.:sst:. You can always come and live with me! :whistle:.
you should let me know if you want more lovely spam. I'm trying not to send too much as then I'll get kicked to the actual spam box.. 🙄
A little bit now and then is fine. :up:.I don't check my email often enough to handle large amounts. :p
i get too much mail per day so I have to delete at least part of that. And that part isn't even spam.. 😆
:lol:.Life is tough when you're online. :p.
you should check out the blog wars! :knight:
LMMFAO :up: to Maxine.
oh Mad.Sci u are sooooooooooo kind thanks :heart:
:happy:.
Should I try it in 9ja?
I think they still have the death sentence don't you? :left:.Probably not advisable there. :whistle:.