The wormy Big Apple!

by subacati

Ripp sent this great joke to me via email and I just had to share! πŸ˜€ …

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man
stopped her "You have so much to live for," said the man.
"Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you
away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep
you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard
and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her
three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings
food and I get a free trip to Europe."

"I see," the captain says.

"Plus," she adds, "he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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