Another illiterate spammer!
by subacati
Once again I'm dumbstruck! Don't spammers ever bother to get a basic education? :rolleyes:. …
Automated Teller Machine
Andrew Mac Thomas
Public Affairs Director
Barclays Bank PLC
+44 -##########
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and i found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.
Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.
After the board of directors meeting held in Barclays Bank United Kingdom, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our swift card payment centre in Europe, America, Africa and Asia pacific; this is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the senate in respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.
We will send you an Atm card which you will use to withdraw your money via Atm machine in any part of the world, and the maximum daily limit is three thousand Pounds sterling (?3,000.00).
The foreign payment officer of the has been mandated to issue out ? 15 million as part payment for this fiscal year.
If you like to receive your fund this way, kindly reconfirm your information’s as listed below.
Full Name:
Address :
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Nationality:
Telephone Number:
Mobile Number:
Fax Number:
Scan copy of your international passport or driver’s license
We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Note: that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (Atm=811) so you have to indicate this code whenever you are contacting us
Best regards,
Andrew Mac Thomas
Public Affairs Director
+44 -##########
I emphasised the words, "code of cunduct" in the above text. Obviously, whoever drafted this spam has no idea as to what the meaning of the term, "code of conduct" is! :irked:.
subacati 
:lol:they never end, do they?
"If you like to receive your fund this way, kindly reconfirm your information’s as listed below.Full Name:Address :Sex:Age:Occupation:Nationality:Telephone Number:Mobile Number:Fax Number:Scan copy of your international passport or driver’s license"Of course, you did all of that. When do you expect the money?:whistle:
Well, they said they would hand it to me in person. I'm to meet them in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. :whistle::p.
That email was totally incoherent. Starts by crawling your ass then ends by giving you mucho dinero? Good grief! I am really glad I don't get so much spam. You are a magnet for the stuff.
Originally posted by qlue:
It is in my neighbourhood. Be sure to come with someone to watch your back :left:
Originally posted by L2D2:
It builds up over time! :lol:.
Originally posted by gdare:
I'm traveling with Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent! :left:.
They've been there before apparently! :shrugs:.
:eyes:
:lol:.I don't even want to look in my spam bin. Haven't checked email in ages. :insane:.
My one Gmail account is so full of spam that I do not use it anymore except for quick signup e-mail. It has 2600 in the inbox, some of which is apparently sent to me from people on my contact list (friends) and some are even sent from me, myself.Dropped that account a long time ago anyway. Trick I've found is to not use my main e-mail online AT ALL and to use the spammed one for signups.The new one has been going for over a year now with not a single spam mail 🙂
Yeah, but spam is fun :p.