Retarded Grandparents
by subacati
Recieved in an email from Swaer!
I like this—- Soooo true
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS:
(This was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her
young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays
with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
live in a big brick house but Grandpa
got retarded and they moved to
Arizona. Now they live in a tin box
and have rocks painted green to look
like grass. They ride around on their
bicycles and wear name tags because
they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck
center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all okay now, they do
exercises there, but they don't do them
very well. There is a swimming pool
too, but they all jump up and down in
it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house
with a little old man sitting in it.
He watches all day so nobody can
escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
And, they eat the same thing every
night — early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past
the man in the doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food
back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked
all his life to earn his retardment and
says I should work hard so I can be
retarded someday too..
When I earn my retardment, I want to
be the man in the doll house.
Then I will let people out, so they
can visit their grandchildren.
…. PRICELESS
I remember this π
Looks familiar :p
π That's great! I think that was the highlight of my morning so far. π
Glad you enjoyed it Casey.Kimmie, he probably sent it to everyone in is contacts list, including the person who sent it to him! :lol:.
π Bah!
I got it (and a laugh out of it), too. :up:
π guess I'm not on his mailing list π¦
Hmmm yer not. Send me your email address in PM and I'll now and again entertain you with a few hundred emails :devil: :p
I saw great email at work. I wanted to send it to you but it's on the work's intranet so no outside emails. :awww:.Definitely not My Opera material though. Shows a guy cut in half in an accident. (apparently, he was talking on his cellphone at the time :left:)
I don't do that stuff no more. I get too much of it in mail already and I choose not to post or send on anymore. :insane: some stuff you can't unsee again :ko:
That's when it becomes a blessing to have alzheimer's :p.
Hah! π I knew you had oldtimers! :p