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Have you thought of changing your email address? :faint:
THE MICROSOFT ONLINE PROMOYou have been selected in the on-going Microsoft award held thisseptember 2009. We the Promo Board are pleased to inform you that youalongside four(4) other lucky winners have been approved for a paymentof 1,000 000GBP (One Million Pounds Sterling) in cash.If you did receive this email, it means you are one of the five(5)lucky winners. Your verification number is: (KPC/9030108308/03).CLAIMS PROCESSING OFFICER:Name:Mr Tommy GreyEmail:(deleted)You are also advised to provide him with the under listed informationas soon as possible:NAME IN FULL:DELIVERY ADDRESS:SEX:AGE:COUNTRY:NATIONALITY:OCCUPATION:PHONE:We are glad to have you as one of our luckly winners.Yours Sincerely,Mrs. Rose Wood.Online Co-ordinator..They forgot to ask which operating system I use! :whistle:.I wonder how long it will be before we see the 'Canonical Promo' :p.
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I bought my Nokia over a year ago! They send this to me now! :p.
And yet more junkmail! :lol:….VYou're invited to: DearestBy your host: Sofia Kipkalya Date: Wednesday October 21, 2009 Time: 10:00 am – 11:00 am (GMT +00:00) Street: I'm delighted and honourd writing this letter to you having received your prompt reply from my mail in which I have first contacted you for a sincere relationship,and I hope and pray that you be the honest man that will bring meaning into my life because I believe that is going to mark the beginning of our never-ending relationship.Though currently I am seeking asylum in a refugees camp in place called Ouagadougou the capital of Republic of Burkina Faso in West Africa.My name is Miss.Sofia Kipkalya Kones, 22yrs old female and I held from Kenya.My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June,2008. You can read more about the crash through the belowsite:http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html After the burial of my father, my stepmother Mrs,Biatrez and uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to an italian Expertrate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me.One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instuction to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me.Moreso, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threaten to assinate me. The amount is( $7.2 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival, You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies.It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self.I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my weaked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but am now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money and i have confirmed from the bank with the Documents i have at hand. i will send my picture to you in my next mail.Sincerely yours,Sofia Kipkalya Kones.
And i was recieved it töo..:lol:but i ignoring it..
Ignoring spam is the best way to deal with it. But sometime, it makes a good blog post! :p.
:lol:I delete about 7-10 of these every day in few of my e-mail accounts 😀
As for Sofia from Kenya, I mailed her a pic of John Holmes nude, from the neck to the ankles, rampant, with the caption if you can take all of this, I'll do it for free. :whistle: She's flying into JFK, next weekend.
My reply: Dear Rose, I can't tell you how happy I am to hear from you again! The last time we met was on Fire Island, up in the dunes, remember? You were sunning yourself nude and I was looking for a model rocket that had gone off course. Talk about serendipity! When you stretched, awakening from your nap, your hand brushed against my 'package' causing a severe local swelling. I … Yahda,yahda,yahda… Blah,blah,blah…
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I need to get a life, don't I? *sigh* 😆
Why? You're having so much fun without one. :lol:.
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You can almost track the exact dates companies have sold your information to other companies!
elmo writes:I recently get the same email from Senegal, they tried and tried to continue to convince me to be able to transact the estate of his late father, I laughed so hard reading it .. ha.ha.ha.ha,I would respond and hold a letter from me so he got bored and annoyed, and finally he had never sent email back to me … ahahahahaha