Money money money, must be funny. . .
by subacati
FROM OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY
FINANCIAL MINISTER
BENIN REPUBLIC
FOR YOUR FINAL ATTENTION ;
THROUGH THE COMPLAINS AND REPORTS THIS COUNTRY ARE RECEIVING FROM UNITED NATIONS (UN) AND AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY THROUGH MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUST FUNDS HAS DECIDED TO END THIS ISSUE. IN THIS REGARD THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUSTS FUNDS HAS PROGRAMMED AND ORDERED YOUR FUNDS ($100.000.00) TO BE PAY TO YOU THRUOGH WESTERN UNION AGENT BENIN REPUBLIC. THE AMMOUNT YOU ARE TO RECEIVE EACH DAY IS 7,500USD PER DAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER HERE TILLING YOUR FUNDS $100.000.00 ARE COMPLETED. IN ADOVED MENTION ISSUED THE MINSITRY HAS ISSUE A LAW AND ORDERED IN NO CASE SHOULD YOU FUNDS TEMPERED OR BE TAKING AWAY TILL YOUR ABOVED FUNDS ARE COMPLETED TO AVOID ANY COMPLAIN AND FURTHER PROBLEM.
YOU ARE THEREFORE, CONTACT WESTERN UNION OFFICE BLELOW NOW AND RECONFIRM YOUR FULL INFORMATION,NAME,PHONE NUMBER, ADDRESS/WHERE AND TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER, YOU WANT YOUR FUNDS TO BE SENDING TO YOU FOR IMMEDIATE START SENDING YOUR FUNDS NOW
THIS IS WESTERN UNION TO CONTACT:
MR. WALTER WALE,
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
FINANCIAL BANK BENIN
E-mail: ( western.union.moneyt@xxxxxxxxxx)
OFFICE MOBILE: +229 xx xx xx xx
REMEBER THAT THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUST FUNDS HAS ORDERED THAT IN NO CONDITION SHOULD YOUR FUNDS $100.000.00USD BE TEMPERED TILLING ALL YOUR TOTAL FUNDS ARE COMPLETED FOR THIS GOVERNMNET MAY NOT WISH TO ATTAIN ANY FURTHER COMPLAINS FROM ANYBOBY OR COUNTRY. YOU ARE ALSO ADVICED THAT EACH MONEY YOU RECIEVED FROM THE WESTERN UNION YOU SHOULD LET THE MINISTRY KNOW FOR OUR RECORDS PURPOSE TILLING THE END OF YOUR FUNDS. COMPLY NOW AS SOON AS YOU ARE IN RECIPT OF THIS MAIL AND SEND TO THEM THE REQUIRED ABOVED MENTIONED INFORMATION TO START SENDING YOUR FUNDS $100.000 USD AS FROM TODAY TO AVOID ANY COMPLAIN AGAIN AND FURTHER PROBLEM IN RECEIVING YOUR FUNDS. PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT THE REAL BENEFICIARY DONT REPONDS OR DELITE.
THANK
YOURS IN SERVICE
MR. WALTER WALE.
FINANCIAL MINISTER/MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUSTS FUNDS
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A letter from a Financial Minister!!! You must be some kind of VIP :left:
Wow, for someone so high up in the "Ministry Of Funds" he really can't spell.
He didn't hire his sexretary for her spelling, you know! ๐ He hired her to take dicktation. :left: ''Hey, baby, how's my dictate?'' :eyes:
:zip:
It's pretty clear – you never get any action, do you, Hobo? :awww:
Whatevs. ๐ come up with a new one once in a while, eh? :p
I have. Out of respect for Mik I :zip: :p
Yeah, yeah, yeah. :zzz: boring old git :p
:irked: @ Bud: some straight man you are!
*hands Kim a bolt of burberry cloth*
I think the other one with the oriental lettering might have been easier to read! ! :p.
Gah. Not only is it spam, but it's written in all majuscules too :faint:
:sing: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM …
They haven't heard of 'small caps' yet! :p.