I stoled this joke from Roshan

by subacati

I just couldn't resist. :devil:.
http://my.opera.com/noronha1/blog/show.dml/3291854/

Ladies, Read Only The First Part –
Men, The Rest

Thursday, 28. May 2009, 07:46:01

jokes A Woman was out golfing one
day when she hit the ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look
for it and found a frog ina trap. The
frog said to her, “If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.”The woman freed the frog, and
the frog said, “Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get times
ten!”The woman said, “That’s
okay.” For her first wish, she wanted
to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, “You do
realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis to whom women will
flock.” The woman replied, “That’s
okay, because I will be the most
beautiful Woman and he will have eyes
only for me.”So, KAZAM-she’s the
most beautiful Woman in the world!For
her second wish, she wanted to be the
richest woman in the world. The frog
said, “That will make your husband the
richest man in the world. And he will be
ten times richer than you.” The woman
said, “That’s okay, because what’s
mine is his and what’s his is
mine.”So, KAZAM-she’s the richest
woman in the world!The frog then
inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, “I’d like a mild heart
attack.”Moral of the story: Women are
clever. Don’t mess with them.Attention
female readers : This is the end of the
joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good.Male readers, continue
reading….……………

…The man had a heart attack ten times
milder than his wifeMoral of the story:
Women think they’re so smart. Let them
continue to think that way and just
enjoy the show.PS: If you are a woman
and are still reading this; it only goes
to show that women never listen!What'd
You Think?

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