The dangers of alcohol

by subacati

This email was sent to me by Swaer :devil:.
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Koos came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he
often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing
a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Koos , "and what are you doing in my

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Koos was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
for, I haven't said goodbye to my family….you've got to send me back
straight away".

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.

We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Koos was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,
asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around
pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad," he thought.

Until he felt this strange feeling welling
inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen! How
you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Koos , "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid
an egg before?".

"Never" replies Koos

"Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and
he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever
happened to him…ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt
enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting

" Koos , skrik wakker jou dronk vark! Jy KAK in die bed!!!"

(translatation: Koos, wake up you drunk pig, you're shitting in the bed!!!)