Ever hear the one about the ‘reborn’ virgin?
by subacati
(if the smilies don't show, I don't know why) …
I was searching online for some technical information regarding my phone. When I landed on this forum page, I noticed this wierdly titled link. :left:.
Yes Ladies, this is your chance to do it all again! :devil:. Enjoy! :up:.
(and if any of you ladies actually decide to try this, I'd be curious to know if it works. :left: so please post about the experience. :whistle:)
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Only if she's a good actress. :whistle:. If her acting skills are under par, she should just keep quiet! :irked:
At least you're finding them in singles. First time I heard about these I could only find them for sale in packs of 50. How deluded is the woman that buys that many? 😆
*shakes head and giggles*That's ridiculous.However:
…Moans and groans always add a little extra to the fun! 😀
http://www.gigimo.com/main/browse/Sexy,Clothes_For,Men,26.php?cat=26from that last link of yours. 😆
A good actress? In bed? Now that's weird! :DCool find, Carol! 😆
:sst: Zaphira, did you see the link to vibrators?
Mik's volunteered Cois to try them out and post pics for the girls. :whistle:
Thanks Zaphira, 😆 :DNaw, Mik's taking photos of you modeling it Aadil. 😀
😆 Think I missed that one.
No I did not. *Checks*
http://www.gigimo.com/main/browse/For,Ladies_Vibrator,94.php?cat=94&pg=all😆 😀
A topcat… :faint: 😆
I wonder why Ellinidata hasn't discovered that? :yikes: She is usually very upfront regarding high-tech achievements… 🙄
"Made in Japan" but "shipped from China", eh? Imagine if it was made in Germany; it would be so well made, it wouldn't break. ;)(And while I'm stereotyping entire countries – sorry): In Soviet-era Russia, hymens break you! 😉
^^ LOL
Ouch! 😆
I wonder who, other than people from a culture where there has to be blood on the sheets on the wedding night, would want to buy this…
I bet they sell well amongst those born again virgins. God, they're so bizarre. So what if they got drunk and had a fuck? Everyone's done it at some point, usually with Clint. :devil: At least they could take responsibility for it rather than saying they're virgins again and expecting that to work. How sad is it to have that little reality in your mindset. I wish I hadn't done something so I'll say I haven't and that'll make it true. It's a very childish view of the world isn't it. Strangely I don't think the same reasoning would hold up in court. "Not quite, your honour. I had murdered him but I regretted it and now I'm a born again non-murderer so I haven't killed him, obviously. That means he's alive and setting me up. Arrest his family until they give up his whereabouts…"
The wierd thing is, no matter how obviously screwed up that logic would be, (pun intended) it's the same type of argument used by politicians. And the voting public buy into it without a second thought. (or even a first thought for that matter)
Good gosh…what kinda loose something would need that? :yikes:
Do I look like a damn rabid sexmaniac over here? :irked: I don't think so!!! :bomb::ko:
Couldn't resist. :p
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:yikes: 😥 :faint: