The champion.

by subacati

Johnny was a very athletic lad. While all the other swimmers were
sitting around smoking, drinking and playing cards, Johnny was working
out. When he wasn't in the gym pushing weights, he was in the pool
doing laps. Yes, Johnny was a very fit little swimmer and no one had
any doubt who would win on the day of the big race.
The day of the big race, the alarm went and everyone was off, swimming
down the pipe at top speed. Needless to say, Johnny was way ahead of
the others and soon vanished from sight. After a short time however,
everyone saw Johnny racing franticly toward them.
"What's wrong Johnny," they cried, "why are you coming back?"
"False alarm!" screamed Johnny, "It's only a blow job!" :no:

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