Banana Bread

by subacati

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How to make 'banana bread'
Take one stiff 'banana' and two eggs.
Cream together into a willing mixing bowl. Make sure the plastic wrapping is removed before hand. (preferably without the mixing bowls knowledge. )
Wash all 'equipment' thoroughly.
Bake on low heat for about nine months.
NB: Do not wait for the full nine months, leave town before the oven door opens! (don't say I didn't warn you!)